I'm going to share the following because I still find it amusing. At one time, I had an anti-mime site, and talked to various people in the few peripheral communities that would intersect with, and had exchanged a few emails with someone who was a clown, that told me about another clown that was very rude and insulting to them, and I gave my opinion on that other person. In some way I don't know, they got that e-mail and sent me a well-reasoned and thoughtful reply. Here is that response and my reply back, which was the last I ever heard from that clown.
I'm a moderator on an anti-clown forum. My regenerative segmented body notwithstanding, I am my own worm, no one else's.
> I"m taking you to court for defamation of
Okay, you do that. I'll be in the corner holding my breath, just ask for Blue Boy.
Better yet why don't
Because you've already read it, and I'm not one for redundancy.
>Or are you a wimp like the Lesbian Sharon.
What does sexual orientiation have to do with any of this?
> I have a copy of the e-mail you sent to the Lesbian
Good for you - you want a cookie? What is it with your obsession with lesbians? Me think you doth protest too much, Ellen.
> obvious she's still off her medication for her
I'm getting serious help in the form of counselling and two different medications for depression, but thanks for your concern all the same.
> You will be in
Ah my very own circle of hell. Only us special people get our own. Thank you for your kind words.
>I'm not demented I just don't take crap from >low-lives like your self and let you get away with it.
I was talking about you, not to you. And I would reaffirm that I think you are demented, as you're sending insulting e-mails to me for criticizing you to someone else, not to mention my earlier reasoning of your batshit insano bible-thumping balderdash.
>Anyone who judges some one they don't know has no >life and feeds off of other peoples trash,
We judge people we don't know all the time. If there's a cheeseburger and it doesn't look too dirty, I might dig into the trash.
>you're obviously a follower and not a leader.
And?
>So you're probably, what, a mammas boy. Didn't your mamma teach you anything, or is this what she taught you.
Yep, I'm a Mama's Boy. She really didn't teach me anything one way or another about arguments and disagreements between clowns via e-mail.
> I don't know who you are but you're very stupid..
> You're obviously one on
> [good clown's] worms..
I'm a moderator on an anti-clown forum. My regenerative segmented body notwithstanding, I am my own worm, no one else's.
> I"m taking you to court for defamation of
> character.
Okay, you do that. I'll be in the corner holding my breath, just ask for Blue Boy.
Better yet why don't
> you come over to my house and say all that to me to
> my face.
Because you've already read it, and I'm not one for redundancy.
>Or are you a wimp like the Lesbian Sharon.
What does sexual orientiation have to do with any of this?
> I have a copy of the e-mail you sent to the Lesbian
> clown about me..
Good for you - you want a cookie? What is it with your obsession with lesbians? Me think you doth protest too much, Ellen.
> obvious she's still off her medication for her
> by-polar. or when she gossiped
> about me to you. I just read it and again you are
> stupid for writing that
> e-mail, You need some serious help.
I'm getting serious help in the form of counselling and two different medications for depression, but thanks for your concern all the same.
> You will be in
> your own little circle in
> Hell with Sharon. That's where people like you and
> her belong.
Ah my very own circle of hell. Only us special people get our own. Thank you for your kind words.
>I'm not demented I just don't take crap from >low-lives like your self and let you get away with it.
I was talking about you, not to you. And I would reaffirm that I think you are demented, as you're sending insulting e-mails to me for criticizing you to someone else, not to mention my earlier reasoning of your batshit insano bible-thumping balderdash.
>Anyone who judges some one they don't know has no >life and feeds off of other peoples trash,
We judge people we don't know all the time. If there's a cheeseburger and it doesn't look too dirty, I might dig into the trash.
>you're obviously a follower and not a leader.
And?
>So you're probably, what, a mammas boy. Didn't your mamma teach you anything, or is this what she taught you.
Yep, I'm a Mama's Boy. She really didn't teach me anything one way or another about arguments and disagreements between clowns via e-mail.
My brain exploded...
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