Finally, at last! Abstruse Decapod has its very own Universal Technobabble Generator!
You can find it linked to in our Toys section here!
http://abstrusedecapod.blogspot.com/p/toys.html
The actual direct link is: http://www.peracles-rpg.com/guest/jp/toys/index.php?pagecont=01
It generates technobabble phrases, actions, parts and devices of varying lengths and complexities and timeframes to accomplish the actions. Here are ten examples, to whet your space whistle!
1. hyper-cube the glo-plexi gel (almost exactly 18 h)
2. shape the orbital photon drive (precisely a few seconds)
3. dif-collar the vertice stabilizer (nearly a few seconds)
4. entangle the dio-standard spider-gear in the vega-forced interrogator (around 10 m)
5. rapidly pro-fuse the deci-cosmic transformer dish actuator in the para teaser (about 20 m)
6. dif-gate the iso-optic cog adjuster in the dura-meta loosener (approximately 20 s)
7. systemize the magneto-trans coolant (almost a few seconds)
8. multi-rythmically impel the plastic brick (roughly 30 m)
9. suppress the parthon chain-reactionary obdurium safeguard (precisely 20 s)
10. slab the iono-carrier manacle (12 h)
You can find it linked to in our Toys section here!
http://abstrusedecapod.blogspot.com/p/toys.html
The actual direct link is: http://www.peracles-rpg.com/guest/jp/toys/index.php?pagecont=01
It generates technobabble phrases, actions, parts and devices of varying lengths and complexities and timeframes to accomplish the actions. Here are ten examples, to whet your space whistle!
1. hyper-cube the glo-plexi gel (almost exactly 18 h)
2. shape the orbital photon drive (precisely a few seconds)
3. dif-collar the vertice stabilizer (nearly a few seconds)
4. entangle the dio-standard spider-gear in the vega-forced interrogator (around 10 m)
5. rapidly pro-fuse the deci-cosmic transformer dish actuator in the para teaser (about 20 m)
6. dif-gate the iso-optic cog adjuster in the dura-meta loosener (approximately 20 s)
7. systemize the magneto-trans coolant (almost a few seconds)
8. multi-rythmically impel the plastic brick (roughly 30 m)
9. suppress the parthon chain-reactionary obdurium safeguard (precisely 20 s)
10. slab the iono-carrier manacle (12 h)